Spittletoe

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Spittletoe. Ah, delightful, a human not driven mad by the strange afflictions of this place. Delighted, delighted to meet you, truly. Ah, yes, forgive my loquaciousness, you do seem frightfully busy. I deduce from your bearing that you require the shards of the Dreaming Stone. As it happens I have one with me - indeed it is the reason for a vocabulary far removed from the rest of my kin. Intellect is a terrible curse, however, and I would sooner remove it then keep it. But to do so, one must first savour a last meal while I have the capacity to do so. Snotpit, a most obnoxious lout, guards a recipe in a shed by the waterfall, near a zogre's stomping ground. I yearn to taste of it. If you find the recipe, and bring me that forbidden dish, then the shard will be yours and I can return myself to a state more becoming of my nature.

Spittletoe. One of my kindred guards a recipe that I would like to try before I give you the shard. He can be found in the shed near the waterfall, guarded by a zogre.

Spittletoe. Ah, he has given you the recipe for the most sublime of feasts - the Maple Toastie. Please, if you would make one for me, why it would be the most exquisite thing!

Spittletoe. Ah, yes, there it is. The sweet smell of succulent maple, autumnal molasses encased in delicious crisp bread. Oh, yes, this is worth losing my intellect for. May I? Exquisite! Truly a festival of flavour. How it tickles the tongue and delights the taste buds. Yes, yes, it's truly magnificent. Here, the shard, as promised. It has been a most delightful experience meeting you. I wish you well in all your adventures.

Spittletoe. Exquisite! Truly a festival of flavour. How it tickles the tongue and delights the taste buds. Yes, yes, it's truly magnificent. Here, the shard, as promised. It has been a most delightful experience meeting you. I wish you well in all your adventures.

Spittletoe. No? Well certainly you are entitled to keep your meal, just as I shall keep this shard. When you change your mind, I shall be here.

Spittletoe. Eh? Wat? Wat you want? Go away, I'm trying to lick all the syrup off me nose and there's an awful lot of nose.

Snotpit. Go away. I gots nothin for yas.

Snotpit. Hrmm, you want the besterest recipe? Is secret. I won'ts tells ya nothin unless ya gives da password.

Snotpit. Nope, that's not the password. Get lost! No password, no food! Old chef know password. But he been hidden up in the tower, behind you, for ages now. Hope he comes soon, I needs the loo... though I don't know where one is...

In-game dialogue, Black Knight's Fortress transcript · © Jagex Ltd

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