Slopfinger
Slopfinger is a goblin character in RuneScape: Dragonwilds, found in Fractured Plains. They appear in the Cook's Assistant quest. In the game since 21 April 2026, added with Eye on Ashenfall - 0.11.1.
Quest appearances
In their own words
Slopfinger. Blimey, I seen a lot of hoomans, but ain't you a big 'un? Name is Slopfinger. I work for Manktongue ova there. I'm his cook, assistant, butler, mass-ooze and hype-goblin. Not that he notices me. Yesterday I was crackin' 'is back an' he called me Sweatmonger. Sweatmonger! If only I could think of a way to get Manktongue to remember my name...
Slopfinger. You know what, I utterly forgot that I'm a cook! Yer a genie-ooze. You shall be the assistant's assistant. We will need 4 eggs, 6 lots of wheat and a bucket of milk. If you need any 'elp wiv finding any of it, ya know where I am.
Slopfinger. Need any help with da stuff?
Slopfinger. Chicken or terrorbird eggs will do. We don't need to get too fancy. I'll want four of da blighters, so that the cake will rise as high as my blood pressure.
Slopfinger. It's not my for-tay, but I believe it involves farmin'. Find some wheat seeds and a farmin' patch, and do whatever it is that farmers do. Remember, we need 6 lots of wheat. You won't need to make flour or anythin'. I like my cakes to look like sad bread.
Slopfinger. You'll need to milk a Dairy Cow. I don't advise milkin' anything else. Findin' a dairy cow is the problem. Not so many of them round Ghornfell.
Slopfinger. Is it? Blimey - I thought it were a bear. I've been trying not to maintain eye contact. Been on edge the whole day.
Slopfinger. We all need help. But you work that out for yoursel'. See ya later.
In-game dialogue, Cook's Assistant transcript · © Jagex Ltd